- My Amazon package has yet to arrive.
- The IT Guy knows my name.
- I finally figured out the coffee maker.
- Free coffee.
- It’s almost payday.
- I will call in sick next week.
- I feel sick.
- I have health benefits.
- Someday I will understand my benefits.
- It’s almost Labor Day Weekend.
- I know where the best bathroom is located.
- I like the bathroom.
- Free WIFI.
- Change scares me.
- The guy next to me always has red licorice.
- We might start a volleyball team.
- The economic bubble might burst.
- I know shortcuts on the commute.
- I know where the bathrooms are on my commute.
- The 401K Plan is good.
- My 401K needs attention from someone who understands it.
- It’s almost lunchtime.
- Lunch is free.
- My stock may be vesting.
- The project management tool is my friend.
- The secret parking place in the underground garage.
- It’s almost my birthday.
- The Holiday Party is a riot.
- My desk is organized.
- It’s ok to use an imoji here.
- Maybe I should go back to school to learn to code.
- Recruiters are not calling me.
- My LinkedIn profile is not up to date.
- No one is checking out my LinkedIn profile.
- I sort of like my boss.
- My boss doesn’t like performance reviews and gives everyone an OK.
- The printer is always full of paper.
- My ID photo is a good one.
- Accrued vacation is zero.
- I need a vacation soon.
- A new job would require filling out tax forms.
- A new job would require meeting all new people.
- I think I will check Facebook.
- Wow, are they having fun.
- It’s not the right time.
- I haven’t done anything to look for a new job.